Pulling an Anus

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.

Rick is just going end up pulling an anus again after he gets what he wants from those people.

by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021

anus

butthole; fart box; poop hole; asshole; glory hole; prison wallet; bussy

"my anus really fucking hurts from my uncles huge cock" said Kyle - Magic Tree house: Kyles magical uncle Dave

by GramCraccers January 16, 2022

ANU

hey teddy ilymore, yeah its me here
"iwillsacrificemineforhers"

ANU: examples can not be displayed here,
as it is so high, uk right.

by urban dictionarry November 23, 2021

Fuck Anus

an incompetent individual who causes a constant disturbance and/or inconvenience to a situation or another person.

"Does josh ever shut up!?"
"Seriously!, he's such a fuck anus"

by press sumn down February 27, 2024

Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

anus

That hole that poop comes out of and men meat goes into

u have a large anus

by chickennuggets69420suss February 27, 2023

Anu

the one who is a star of someone’s life

You are anu for me.

by toogoodtobetrueguy November 23, 2021