Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010

Traitor Twat

Any politician who defends and/or works with a hostile foreign power to achieve a goal that is illegal in- and/or aims to do damage to - their own nation.

I believe Robert Mueller's investigation into Donald Trump's ties to Russia during the 2016 Presidential election will prove that the President is a traitor twat, although Repugnicunts and cuntservatives will continue to defend him.

by GayEricFL1982 May 15, 2018

Twat Slop

Any fluid that comes out of a womens vagina. Piss, bluod, cum ect.

Gross you got twat slop on my face.

by Sheena Perez December 17, 2008

Snap Twat

An attention-seeking abuser of Snap Chat who sends irritating and pointless snaps usually with the full 10 second timer using SnapChat.

Ray's fifteenth snap chat of the day showing everyone's disgust to his latest air biscuit was not welcome... What a s SNAP TWAT!!

by razenby October 11, 2013

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

Dumpster Twat

A chick who will never, ever say no to the sexual advances of any guy, even the most disgusting loser. She is typically ugly, overweight, poorly dressed, and an insecure lush who has been with hundreds of sexual partners. She can be found drunk in college bars like the Beacon Hill Pub in Boston and will hook up with the first schlep that tries to take her home.

Hey look, there's Sally-Ann Hagarty sitting at the bar talking to that vile-smelling homeless guy. She's such a dumpster twat.

by Ballz Dee December 20, 2008

twat licker

the licking of the female sexual body part.

My gosh, Johnny, you're such a twat licker.

by Kasper Lee February 12, 2006