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horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.
'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'
by s george April 20, 2006
mugGet the horsey applesmug.

Apple-ization

The marketing process in which Apple Computing steals a working piece of hardware or software, and then backward engineers it into a broken overpriced proprietary product that is clean enough for a fanboi to touch..
The Macintosh operating system was shat out after the apple-ization of Microsoft Windows.

Every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization.
by Ragemaster9999 November 14, 2010
mugGet the Apple-izationmug.

apple juice

An alternative to saying "that's what she said" when a teacher or parent is around.
Stupid kid: "That's so hard!"
Man on the inside: "Apple Juice"
Class: 😂😂
Teacher: ?
by ola.wav October 18, 2019
mugGet the apple juicemug.

sodom apple

A seldom heard hardcore punk song that gives listeners a feeling of deep satisfaction.
DJ's Ryan and the Rattler pluck the sodom apples from the annals of the musical abyss to play for their devotees' hedonistic aural delight.
by DoubleShot July 13, 2011
mugGet the sodom applemug.

apple tablet

A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.

With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.

Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"

Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"

John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"

Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"

John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"

Bill: "suit yourself..."

5 months later

Bill: "hows ur tablet"

John: "screw you"
by islate man January 21, 2010
mugGet the apple tabletmug.

apple dropper

Referring to your switch from a PC to an Apple computer as a means to let people know you are now on the cool team even though you remain a dork.
them: I hope the attachment is attached, if not let me know and I'll try again. We have had the Mac since Christmas and I'm still so unsure with it

you: whoops..slow down there my little apple dropper.
by sjmvi June 23, 2009
mugGet the apple droppermug.

Caramel apple

When u have diarrhea and it's so bad it splashes on the testicles making it a caramel apple.
Man that diarrhea gave me a caramel apple!
by Game the f over September 5, 2011
mugGet the Caramel applemug.

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