Winder

Abbreviation of 'Sidewinder'
Abbreviation of wordSidewinder
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidewinder, Winder)

Oh no, another Winder. Maybe Sidey should try bowling like Special.

by Davo October 13, 2003

winker

a blinking star, or blinker, that only changes color once as if it was winking at you.

That shooting star just passed right by that winker.

by im-on-a-boat February 12, 2010

Winterguard

for people that have absolutely nothing better to do. Usually take it completely seriously and consider it to be a sport... which it is not. see colorguard which is also not a sport.

I think that they should cut football and give funding to Winterguard. - losergirl

Yea, I can really picture everyone going to winterguard competitions..

by aladatrouble May 13, 2005

winter teeth

adj. Two above and three below. Describes a person who is missing more than a few teeth.

Kev: "Check that out, she's got winter teeth, two above and three below"
Erin: "She's obviously never heard of a toothbrush..."

by Kevin Herr December 7, 2007

Winners Circle

A commonly played college frat boy game in which multiple guys masturbate in a race to slap their jizz on the door with a bullseye painted on it. Anyone to miss the bullseye, and the last person to jizz, mus then slam their penis in the door.

Frat boy 1: Hey guys, lets play The Winners Circle

Frat Boy 2: No man, I still heart from last time. I think I broke it.

by That other guy maan July 21, 2009

winterguard

This "sport" is an extension of colorgaurd. Though the "competitors" are dedicatated, they still manage to suck shit straight from the asshole of every cheerleader. Even the fat-ass one. The girls/fag-mo boys in this programme seem, at least to me, to be the cheerleader rejects. Usually homosexual (earning them the title FLAGGET) many of the baton twirling bags of anal dousch are either Morbidly obese or obscessed with such faggetry as pokemon/yougeeho (or however the fucking koreans spell it)or magic trading card games, or at least have SPED boyfriends who are. However they don't seem to notice that they are the laughing stock of the entire school. More People pay attention to Operation Social Change (yet another gaping, stinky cock garage in between the legs of society) than to the poorly performed dance routine of these ass tards. Where I'm from, the audience doesn't hesitate to launch projectiles from the top row of the bleachers at the skid-mark who has their toy wooden rifle smack them in the face as it twirls to the ground. Haha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Back in Veitnam we used to juggle the bullet ridden skulls of Veit Cong infantry as Charlie's 84mm incindiary devices erupted in the trees above us. Try that!

~Haha that fat Winterguard fag just knocked herself out.
~Yeah i think she tried to catch the flag in her mouth.
~maybe if it tried to do that she might have caught it in her hands. Haha

by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 17, 2007

Winder

A redneck term for "window."

"Who the fuck that is peepin' in my winder? I sell hot dogs like a vendor."

by Fat Cawk Johnson April 16, 2016