secondhand weed

gettin high off of the weed essence in the air.

guy : "bro i feel high"
bro: "probs secondhand weed"

by skrubology April 23, 2016

weed ligger

An individual who attends parties, openings, social gatherings and events with the sole intention of obtaining free Weed!

Damn!! this person never throws up any money towards weed... He's a real weed ligger for sure.

by JAYO201 July 25, 2016

Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 8, 2016

weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017

A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 17, 2019

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020