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Nanny Wood

When somebody on that bullshit.

When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.

When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
yo ass on that nanny wood
by RedToms March 23, 2011
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wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her
by stayblk August 12, 2011
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wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.
“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”
by zzeeexx November 24, 2021
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Wood pussy

A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.
I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .
by The lábinator May 24, 2023
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knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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Patrick Woods

Patrick woods amelia higgins forever
by Amelia Goggin February 2, 2023
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alfred wood

by meowewoew December 6, 2022
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