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who ate all the pies?

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"
Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!
by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004
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Who pissed in youre cereal

to describe someone who is more grumpy or short tempered than normal.
"you never ever listen anymore James!!"

"jeeez, who pissed in youre cereal mum!"
by comebacknighty July 1, 2009
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The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010
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Girls who eat carrots

Multiple women who like to eat a certain orange vegetable (carrots)
"I'm a girl who eats carrots"
"Yea, but I hired you to kill him, not to talk about your Veggie Addiction, Janice"

"Girls who eat carrots are vegans"
"That's not how it works dude"
by u made brO? February 2, 2021
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Who Names their Monkey Cat

When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.
Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat
by P3RrYy January 7, 2021
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People who annoy you

A phrase becoming increasing associated with black people, 100% down to Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Superflymacdaddy; 'Do you know any people who annoy you?'

Joe; 'That genuine chocolate face guy does, he really grinds my gears. In fact im going to tell him next time i see him.'
by alza September 6, 2009
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He-who-must-not-be-named

a) A common way to refer to someone who is undesirable to converse about, basically a filler name for certain individuals.
b) The common nick name of Lord Voldemort form the harry potter novels.
Tom: i can't stand....him..
Bob: Who?
Tom: He-who-must-not-be-named
by M0nty March 29, 2015
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