pussy whipped

What a male's friends call him when they are too ugly, stupid or otherwise misfortunate to find their own pussy.

1: "Dude, Alan never comes to the pub anymore, he's so pussy whipped"

2: "Yea, what an idiot"

1: "Yea, pussy sucks anyway"

2: "Yea"

1: "Dude, you wanna play Call of Duty?"

by google911insidejob October 2, 2014

tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.

He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.

by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015

Whip knee

When you plant your leg so many times doing the "whip" that your knee begins to ache

Damn man, I whipped so many times last night I got whip knee

by Theguywhoknew November 16, 2016

abby whip

the abby whip was a device used by Sherlock Holmes as a back scratcher. It was not the American definition of whip but rather whip as a long section of a tree.

"Watson, please bring me the abby whip then.chap, I've a terrible itch."

by CyndianaJones76 November 9, 2015

Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

whipped in space

When a guy is so whipped to a girl that treats him like shit, considers her ex boyfriend to be her "big brother", and he would rather seek advice from her best friend than from his friends

"Help, I am whipped in space and i cant get out"

by AaronCarterinspace March 9, 2016

whipped as fuck

The act of giving up smoking, among other things, despite not receiving any blow jobs along with many other sexual activities.

Ay you know that guy Mathan? Yeah he's whipped as fuck.

by boiboichoo March 31, 2016