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whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.
"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."
by Kurt Waggoner November 19, 2007
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whale hut

an ancient eskimo term for a morbidly obese woman's vagina
guy 1"Dude did u hook up with that fat chick last night?" guy 2 "Hellz yeah, i pounded that whale hut all night long!"
by red chickens00 May 9, 2008
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whalecall

When a morbidly obese elder makes a strange mating call whilst swimming.
WAAAAAAAAHBLOBLOLBOOEO

Did you hear that?

Yeah. It was Hazel making a whalecall.

Oh. okay.
by Human Rollerz August 3, 2008
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Whale Doggin

Successful, technical, intricate soloing on stringed instruments – most commonly electric guitar at a rapid tempo. Formerly known as “shredding” or “ripping”

Other Forms: Whale Dogg, Whale Doggs, Whale Doggable, or Whale Dogginized

Historic background: Word was created to replace shredding which was usurped by Snow boarding and skiing community.
Whoa dude, look at Steve Vai…he’s totally Whale Doggin!

That was some freaking awesome Whale Doggin, bro!

Hey man, way to Whale Dogg!

That dude totally Whale Doggs!

That guitar is totally Whale Doggable.

The first time I heard Joe Satriani, I became Whale Dogginized.
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whalebot

Any unnecessarily large person, often one who attends Weight Watchers, and drives slowly on the highway taking up more than 67% of his own front seat.
Move it, you whalebot! Stop parking in the Crystal Cleaners spots and walk a little farther to your Weight Watchers meetings!
by Channel9News June 14, 2009
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whelephant

The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.
The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Whale puncher

-adjective

1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.

2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.

3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.

4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.

The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."

2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."

3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."

4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."
by Kakapo March 26, 2009
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