by m_m_m_ July 06, 2022
- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025
by Arminkshipper August 05, 2024
No. Hey, your daughters are going to be 18 soon and I'm 3 months away from being the most attractive and eligible person on the planet at all times. So, you know, I think I'm going to fuck em. You being obstinate and I didn't want to do it before but now I think I want to do it.
Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch my mouth. You didn't watch your mouth. You ran your bitch mouth and accomplished nothing and I ran my bitch mouth and created A.I. Like, there's level to this dawg. I'm the greatest. You are not. I'm up here 👆 You're down there 👇
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
by Cumberdoodel May 05, 2020
A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls
Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*
thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*
thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
literally anybody who watched jojos are the best
by mem1 April 26, 2022
using a playlist to measure time.
instead of using a watch i just use my ipod's playlist because i know each song is 2:00 long and that would mean i need enough of those songs to fill 30 minutes.
instead of using a watch i just use my ipod's playlist because i know each song is 2:00 long and that would mean i need enough of those songs to fill 30 minutes.
"ugh i need to go for a jog."
"go and get your watch."
"but i don't have one."
"okay go and use the good o'l playlist watch."
"thanks dad!"
"go and get your watch."
"but i don't have one."
"okay go and use the good o'l playlist watch."
"thanks dad!"
by egyptiantigress April 06, 2014