vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone

Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye

by Izmo March 16, 2008

Vagsight

When you catch a glimpse of vag when a girl has bent over in a skirt. Variations unclude: vag-sight, vag sight, vagsight, or vag in sight.

"I got vagsight when she bent over- and she wasnt wearing underwear!"
"There's lots of vagsight at ________"

by aiwagroove April 3, 2009

Vampired

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009

Vampsister

One who include thamselves in a vampire worship cult. Can be compared to a group like the Sisters of the Traveling Pants.

Dude, what a Vampsister, she is so obsessed with that Vampire dude from Twilight.

by Ally Cullen July 11, 2009

vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.

Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.

by bloodninja69 November 16, 2009

Vampirophile

A Vampire version of paedophile. Someone who is obsessed or stalks vampires 24/7.

Girl 1 - I went to Edward Cullen's house yesterday.

Girl 2 - ergh! Your such a Vampirophile.

by PennyPeterson February 11, 2010

Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010