Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 9, 2008

Uncle Money Pockets

Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.

Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.

Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)

1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"

2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."

3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"

4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"

by the real uncle money pockets April 29, 2010

Uncle Googemizer

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.

Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.

by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011

Undead Erman

The act in which an Emo cuts his penis and slowly jacks himself off while crying in his own sorrow.

As Johnny sat there, he slowly gave himself an undead erman. There was nothing left for him.

by GJS January 18, 2008

Uncle Flubby

Doing somthing really stupid that smacks of fatassed sloth and laziness rather than taking an extra second to do it the right way.

"Look at uncle flubby overthere. He dropped three large pizzas on the sidewalk and smashed a whole 12 pack of beer while trying to close his car door with his elbow."

by Aufaffe February 24, 2009

Uncle Wally

After big family get togethers and big dinners one may face food coma imminently. The first one to fall asleep on the closest recliner or couch

At Christmas dinner, Dennis did an Uncle Wally and he was snoring the entire time.

by Christmas Spirit December 27, 2009

Uncle Mike

That one shitty uncle you know, who says that he has served in the US Army/Navy/Marines, and says that he has fought in WW2, Korea, Vietnam, WW1, Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan all at once, says that he has 25 Purple Hearts, 2 Medal of Honors, and all of these crazy amount of medals, and boasts about being a hero, even though he is only 36 years old and had never been a member of the Military for a single millisecond, he is very likely to own a military Jeep, or a Deuce and a Half.

-Oh look Dad, Here comes Uncle Mike, lets hope that he doesn't start to spew out bullshit for the 45th time this month.
-He probably will, I mean he was dropped head first after being born, Son.
-So that's why Uncle Mike is like this, thanks for letting me know dad.

by beentherewithdabeanboiz May 21, 2020