turkey legs

A group of Cognac swilling folk who come into a bar right before last call and of course dont tip.

Upon arrival you may hear a bartender say "Oh man, I didnt order any turkey legs!"

by Oilclerk December 05, 2011

first turkey

a place at a creek near frenchville state school in rockhampton, qld, australia. if you follow a path you will get to first turkey, there is a creek where you can swim if it has rained lately. there also is a hobo that made a hut there, he lives in his hut with his shopping trolley. first turkey. people have been known to try and grow drugs around there.

let's go burn down that hut that the hobo lives in at first turkey, it'll be grand

by matt March 07, 2005

Turkey Snatch

1.) A female that is so beastly and whorish (see Beast Whore) that she sucks down whole turkey dinners with her vagina.

1.) That beast whore has a real turkey snatch on her

by Jbook August 02, 2006

angry turkey

when a guy sits on a girls face while she does her best turkey call.

that pirate hooker actaully let me give her an angry turkey

by jason meat underpot February 10, 2006

Turkey Sandwich

When a person leaves ventrilo to nerd rage or freak out.

Did you hear about the kid that turkey sandwiched yesterday?

by Troxaska November 29, 2010

Turkey Day

An insanely cool and counter cultural way of saying Thanksgiving. It's insanely awesome when you call it that, and only lame people call it Thanksgiving and then get mad that they don't call it by the correct name (these people also are loser emos, and they cut themselves on a regular basis.

Same: Hey man, you ready for Turkey Day next month?
Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.

by Atticus Scout November 14, 2008

Turkey sandwich

a weiner between two buns, preferrably white

I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night

by JIM HAT October 08, 2004