The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 09, 2014
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
by Tfyoulookingat July 01, 2021
When there’s an itchy-tickly feeling in your urethra. Typically dealt with in males by applying pressure to the taint.
by NiLemonHeadass July 10, 2019
Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.
There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.
There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.
by cdds2011 November 25, 2011
by mongfacedretard May 29, 2007
by Eyezig August 24, 2008
When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)
Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.
by DamianoDalia November 18, 2017