A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
by Eric Moran March 1, 2007
Get the Triple Chocolate Meltdownmug. Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.
Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
by NugShover May 12, 2011
Get the Triple Nug Shovemug. When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.
by $e9a June 22, 2009
Get the Triple D-bagmug. The act of having sex with a whore of a girl, thrusting your man meat into her vagina, then into her butt, and finally blowing your load in her face/mouth.
Dude, do you remember when Jeff gave that chick the triple scoop at seaside and ended with the vanilla? He should have just mark bolted her instead.
by Kim-Jae December 26, 2007
Get the triple scoopmug. The Triple Fist Popsicle is an action of 3 males sticking their penis's in one butthole of another male or female, then they all climax at once, then one of the males fists the butthole scooping the cum out and licking it, then the other males lick the Semen Covered Fist, Making a Triple Fist Popsicle
by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016
Get the Triple Fist Popsiclemug. by B money March 14, 2020
Get the triple sided bitchmug. Fictitious award that one earns when they have sex with three different people within a 24 hour period.
“I had sex with with John after dinner last night, then went to Paul’s and had sex with him, and Mike cane over and I had sex with him!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”
by Missmaryjennifer August 12, 2018
Get the triple crown trophymug.