Butt Tongue

A slang term for a man's penis. This is normally accompanied by a pair of testicles.

Justin: Man, I think I have an STD on my wang.

Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.

Justin: Butt tongue?

Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.

by evanempire April 15, 2008

tongue-jack

To aggressively lick or kiss a person.

"Tongue-jack my shit-hole"

by Braineel September 22, 2005

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

hairy tongue

when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair

1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes

by suesmoose October 5, 2008

fast tongue action

when a girl or boy is making out with someone , and there tongue is moving faster then there partners coughcough.

when girl or boy moves there tongue
so fast its not pleasing .
as in fast tongue action .

by lord whitty March 8, 2009

tango sierra

Tango Sierra UK Police/Military phonetic alphabet for T and S means Tough Shit

You have just got an F in English Lit the answer from your friends would be Tango Sierra!

by Peter Heywood December 14, 2008