Salty Pirate

wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.

john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.

by aihjhadhioljkgu January 25, 2006

Salty Nugget

A sexual act in which a man has his partner shave his scrotum while blindfolded. His scrotum and penis is then smeared in butter, then heavily salted; after which, the couple has intercourse.

The Salty Nugget also refers to an obscene insult used by frycooks.

Partner 1: "Babe can you give me your Salty nuggets tonight?"
Partner 2: "Sweety, you know you got an infection last time."

Frycook: "You're a good for nothing Salty nugget, fuck off and kill yourself."

by Cybro113 September 25, 2016

Salty-Snowball

Louisiana sweaty balls covered in condensed milk!

In mid Augaust, with Dejango heat, I offered that whore a Salty-Snowball!

by The Resinators October 25, 2013

salty wolf

A salty wolf is an asshole who is also a furry

Solwolf is a salty wolf. He will play zilean jungle if rammus gets banned.

by Cyanide doesn't kill January 30, 2016

salty dog

Canine genitals filled with fresh "juice" that gives them a salty taste. Commonly enjoyed by Asians.

Yo, wanna go to Chinatown and grab some salty dog?

by AidsCentral March 20, 2018

Salty Waffle

During analysis sex tickle your partner to tighten their Anus and pull out abruptly prolapsing said Anus. Finish ejaculating on the bottom of your timberland waffle patern boots, step into a pile of salt, the finish by stepping on the prolapsed anus. This will leave your partner with a salty waffle.

She was acting up around his friends so he gave her a Salty Waffle.

by InsincereApology August 01, 2016

Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 04, 2010