by kfczinger69man June 4, 2018
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1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
Get the Farting Fit mug.A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.
Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.
by Diesel AG April 4, 2009
Get the Fart Rock mug.The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
Get the fat farts mug.Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.
What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004
Get the fiddle fart mug.A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.
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