taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

Tangy Taint

Someone that refuses or just doesn’t have the “time” to wash there taint efficiently leaving a dis-pleasurable odor for the rest of humanity. Also could be from said person not cleaning up after acts of passion or work. Could also be from former food products that get stuck to an ass hair… also see “dingleberry” for reference and definition. Also can be linked to “Trench Taint”which happens more so in the lower half of the states during the warm weather

Oh that person has some Tangy Taint, it almost made me gag

by Toast and Butter January 11, 2022

Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.

1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.

by scottzero January 24, 2023

The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018

Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top

The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.

by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017

Taint

The small patch of skin between your ass and your balls. It’s your “taint”! Tis not your ass, it’s not your balls, it’s your “taint”

To put a man on his ass you kick him in his “taint”. His eyes will widen and his lips will look like “oh shit” Tickle his fancy, tickle his “taint” A new fragrance for men by Calvin Klein called “taint” 🙊

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021