closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019

Closet

It's something that carries the clothes.

Gotta put this on the closet, damn it! I fell and it all unfolded! Guess i gotta do this again.

by getrealman December 2, 2021

Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025

Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.

A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut

by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011

Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

closet picker

a person who is ashamed of accepting the fact that they do pick their noses.

Natalie: Do you pick your nose?
Asian: no..
Natalie: YOU LIAR!
Asian: ???
Natalie: CLOSET PICKER!

by newhartmiddleschool November 22, 2011