A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
by Eric Moran March 1, 2007
Get the Triple Chocolate Meltdownmug. Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.
Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
by NugShover May 12, 2011
Get the Triple Nug Shovemug. When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.
by $e9a June 22, 2009
Get the Triple D-bagmug. The act of having sex with a whore of a girl, thrusting your man meat into her vagina, then into her butt, and finally blowing your load in her face/mouth.
Dude, do you remember when Jeff gave that chick the triple scoop at seaside and ended with the vanilla? He should have just mark bolted her instead.
by Kim-Jae December 26, 2007
Get the triple scoopmug. by Philly NGA June 4, 2019
Get the Triple Barrel Shotgunmug. “Too- tired- to- fuck”. Not being able to fuck because your sorry ass cannot get your dick up due to over exertion.
I was out drinking with the homies all night and my girlfriend was expecting the dick, but I was “Triple T-F at that point
by PHOENIXKID October 7, 2021
Get the Triple T-Fmug. A Triple Tai Rudder is when three males get completely naked and grab each others arms to masturbate. If done correctly arms will be formed into a perfict swirl meant for a girls head to be in the middle and get semen in her moth and face.
by JCKc February 9, 2015
Get the Triple Tai Ruddermug.