hard pussy

same thing as the mac and cheese smells and sounds like;)

mom can you make me a hard pussy please? oh *cough* i mean mac and cheese

by wussy puss April 18, 2018

hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 8, 2013

hard-tail

a guitar without a whammy bar/vibrato bar.

Dammit, I can't play this song. My guitar's a hard-tail.

by ann1564++ December 31, 2008

off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

hard knight

A very extreem person who is just too cool for words most often he rides a Motorcycle.

"Damn, Hans is a HARD KNIGHT"

by Jake Gibson June 3, 2003

hard reboot

When your significant other sticks their thumb in your butt and pinches your taint

I was whiskey drunk, couldn't get it up and needed a hard reboot

by Payn March 1, 2014