A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
Get the Deuce Canoemug. Deuce is the best gamer and will take ur girl in a heart beat he is smart and athletic he like to play basketball and is a fun guy
Deuce is the best person on earth
by Ufhrbsgdbrbgd August 8, 2019
Get the Deucemug. Often a brown man from Jersey. Has the ultimate swagger and extrudes confidence everywhere he goes. Can not go 2 minutes without cracking a CS joke. Is in his final form when wearing ripped jeans and black timbs and is not to be messed with during this time.
Guy1: Yo you see that guy over there. he's kinda handsome
Guy2: Yeah but he's in his final Deuce Juice Huncho form, don't make eye contact or he'll torture you with CS jokes.
Guy2: Yeah but he's in his final Deuce Juice Huncho form, don't make eye contact or he'll torture you with CS jokes.
by Yagursh Shelamadee March 29, 2022
Get the Deuce Juice Hunchomug. The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.
by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016
Get the faux deucemug. typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.
by treve2 April 29, 2011
Get the Deuce Poppimug. by Jdufnef January 5, 2018
Get the Deucesmug. by og_gangsta_NY April 28, 2023
Get the deuce deucemug.