Textaustion

When you're so tired of texting someone back and forth you break down and call them, even if your situation does not allow for it.

"Jake and I were texting so much I got Textaustion."
"Sorry to hear that."
"Not as sorry as I was when I missed the end to Sherlock."

by Smithofwords February 23, 2014

texas gamble

It is when two guy's dp a girl in her vagina and then both cum at the same time. Then they bet large amouts of money to on who they think the father will be

I beat Jake in a Texas gamble and won 50,000 dollars

by kingXxXdp April 23, 2014

texas wake up call

while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call

I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!

by Texas honky May 19, 2014

Textaclit

The act of a woman receiving a text while her phone is in her lap.

That boy textaclitted me so many times that when I got out of the car my pants were soaked.

by Cleveland lover April 13, 2014

Testascope

When you use a testicle as a microscope, normally to look at how small your penis is.

Person 1: So that's when i grabbed his testicle and used it to try and find his penis.
Person 2: Oh yeah i've done that, got to love a Testascope

by LittlePrettyQueef September 2, 2015

texas corn husker

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.

I gave her a texas corn husker

by Armrx January 13, 2016

texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays March 15, 2016