Quarter-Tard

One who is similar to a half-tard but has even less retard blood in their system. They can almost always function normally in society, and only fall prey to their heritage once in a while (usually one time a month). Quarter is to represent 1/4 of retard blood, so in reality they are 3/4 smart. It is the closest possible to being non-tarded that those with retard blood can get. The opposite is a full-tard

Guy 1: "Whoa. Did you hear? Dan got his nipples pierced!"
Guy 2: "Fuck. What a goddamn quarter-tard."
Guy 1: "Aye."

Quarter-Tard by Johnny Rustic February 4, 2006

spandex-tard 

Cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.

Bob: hey man, pass this douche

Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.

spandex-tard by Jacob K Reist January 11, 2009

dumbass'tard 

An insult. A combination of "Dumbass", "Bastard", and "'tard"

("'tard" being slang for retard.)

I can't believe he did that. What a dumbass'tard!

dumbass'tard by Steven M. Chatterton August 29, 2004

Fact-tard 

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.

"You Sir, are a fact-tard."

Fact-tard by Perry C. September 17, 2008

color tard 

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

color tard by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007

car-tard 

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

car-tard by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008

part tard

A person who is partly retarded. One who lacks enough social/mental capacity to be a contributing member of society.

"Wow, Scott your about a part tard!"

part tard by Hallbn April 17, 2008