A Bo Tard is an extremely fat woman who you think you've had sex with but your penis was in one of her fat rolls the whole time and she just ended up with an ejaculation stain on one of her love handles.
by Dustin King October 21, 2004
Get the Bo Tardmug. bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"
by mary janes husband May 20, 2010
Get the bar tardedmug. When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.
At the grocery store...
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
by Laura S June 3, 2007
Get the high-tardedmug. A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbooooooooooo June 12, 2018
Get the Fuck tardmug. I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.
by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010
Get the Tard Lockermug. When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.
Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011
Get the Tard-Farmermug. by sceeneydixee April 13, 2007
Get the tard boxmug.