Bo Tard

A Bo Tard is an extremely fat woman who you think you've had sex with but your penis was in one of her fat rolls the whole time and she just ended up with an ejaculation stain on one of her love handles.

"Man, can you believe that I had sex with her?" "You didn't have sex, she was just a Bo Tard!"

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.

My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.

by going fishin July 9, 2009

DVR-tard

A person who forgets they are watching a DVR'ed TV program until the 2nd or 3rd commercial.

Vin: "Hey Eric, wanna go over to A.J.'s place and watch HIMYM?"
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."

by shmek December 1, 2010

Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010

bar tarded

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"

by mary janes husband May 20, 2010

tard box

a really really stupid version of a retard. most scene kids use it!

omg that guy is such a tard box

by sceeneydixee April 13, 2007

high-tarded

When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.

At the grocery store...

Laura: I think our sacker was high!

JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"

Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.

by Laura S June 3, 2007