Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010

taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

by Point Oner November 22, 2004

(s)talking

communicating with a stranger or someone you have just met, via the internet.

"i added whatsherface on myspazz, hopefully i'll get (s)talking soon!"

by DrJonas December 24, 2007

talking to yourself

What you do when there is something on your mind and theres no one to talk to or you know that the other person wouldnt be intrested. Does not mean your crazy, you could just be bored or something, your not crazy unless your answering yourself or the topic is saying "I love you (insert persons name here)".

*This is what happens when a nosy bastard notices you talking to yourself.*

Dumbass: Like OMG! He's talking to himself, ewww! Weirdo!

by big whoop wanna fight about it November 4, 2009

talking s

Talking shit, talking smack

"He was talking s the other day."

by Antijuan May 27, 2008

taking a vidas

a verry large shit. a vidas sometimes requires a stich in the rectum afterwards

that shit took 3 flushes. i love taking a vidas

by nick gers May 11, 2010

Trash Talking

'Trash talking' is a commonly used tactic in internet forums whereby said 'trash-talker' openly insults or abuses another person or brings up previous disputes to depose their argumental position. Trash talking is a form of trolling with the aim to illicit a similar response from the targeted person or to derail the original discussion.

A discussion about how to change the rules of a game on a forum is several pages long, trash-talker interjects with 'hey you, fucktard, you can't say anything because you take it up the butt and we all know it'. Target has just the victim of a Trash Talking attempt.

by Kassius84 March 27, 2010