Table Whore

A person who sits usually at one table and suddenly moves to another and alernates between different talbles. A whore but instead of being with different people, diffrent tables.

What a table whore.

by nanopanda January 8, 2011

Table Maker

A Lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a table maker.

by RonPen2121 January 26, 2012

Table

A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.

Where’d you leave the abortion pills?
On the table in front of you. Idiot.

by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018

table

to kiss you very softly very slowly very delicately

as to honour the rarity we hold in our hands
lets treat it carefully

During the day he published conspiracies and delusions like its nothing, like a careless freak.

She knew deep down they were each others cure, that there was more than enough on the table. She did not know however what had happened in the meantime (mean time), what, how, why all this hate and seek.

by Krkič April 1, 2020

Tabo

A man who is there for everyone. He never talks about his problems even if he really wants to.

Damn bro... he's such a tabo

by yeass November 21, 2021

cheese table

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.

by Iz Markie May 20, 2003

bag table

The auxiliary table in the cafeteria where you put your excess stuff during lunch. The table is also used by those in your group who get food after the primary table has become full.

"Aww man, if I didn't wait in the crazy-long line at Popeye's, I wouldn't get stuck at the bag table with Jeff."
"Ha Ha loser. You should've gotten Manchu Wok like the rest of us."

by Gus :D October 29, 2008