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Mexican Stomping Tasels

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.
John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"
by NickwiththeTasels January 18, 2009
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Teakettling

1. The act of teabagging while simaltaneously exhausting gas from the anus into the mouth of a sleeping victim, it was known as none other than teakettling.
2. There is no other definition.
Justin decided that he was in the mood again and teakettled Ryan...twice. Ryan had to brush his teeth twice in the morning and use mouthwash, but still failed to get the awful taste out of his mouth. Ryan despises teakettling, and seeks revenge.
by Mr. Teakettle December 1, 2007
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Teagen

a huge kiss ass. he's in a throuple with his big daddy and little bro. he loves them a little too much if you know what i mean.
"why is that boy fucking his brother?"
"damn that must be Teagen"
"Oh no..here comes big daddy"
by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019
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teakettle

A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.
Stop being a teakettle! I hate hearing songs about bum bums and beavers!
by Zoozaphone May 5, 2006
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brain teaser

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"
Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...
by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008
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teasin' asshole

when you have to shit really bad, but you don't have time so you go pee instead and it teases your asshole.
man i just pissed and it was a teasin' asshole kinda thing.
by blundzz October 20, 2008
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Twat Teaser

A girl that leads a guy on to believing they want to be more than just friends, or progress into a relationship, and or one night stand.
That bitch lead me on so rank, she's such a twat teaser! Now she's banging that prick.
by DarrenS December 9, 2008
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