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Systematic Gayism

When something is so pervasively gay that all it touches becomes gay
Disney is the forerunner in systematic gayism
by PerfectNobody December 18, 2024
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Systemic Unidimensionality

The 21st-century evolution of Herbert Marcuse's "one-dimensional man," expanded from a critique of consumer capitalism into a totalizing diagnosis of contemporary society. This theory posits that under neoliberal hegemony, all spheres of life—thought, culture, language, science, politics, spirituality—have been collapsed into a single, suffocating dimension: the logic of capital, technocracy, and Euro-Atlantic liberalism. Dissent is not suppressed; it is simply rendered unintelligible. Alternative epistemologies (Indigenous, religious, leftist) are not argued against; they are exiled from the realm of respectable discourse. Big Tech platforms, popular media, and institutional science do not merely reflect this unidimensionality; they actively produce and police it, functioning as the priesthood of a secular, scientistic state religion. The theory argues we are not living in a pluralistic society but a monoculture of the permissible, where even rebellion is pre-packaged and sold back as lifestyle.
Example: A Systemic Unidimensionality theorist observes that both a conservative pundit and a liberal activist on cable news ultimately agree on the fundamental axioms: capitalism is eternal, electoral politics is the only arena of change, and technological solutionism will fix all ills. Their heated debates about tax rates or social media censorship occur within a single, invisible dimension of assumptions. The Indigenous elder who speaks of land as a relative, not a resource, or the Marxist who calls for the abolition of wage labor, simply cannot appear on the screen at all. The dimension has no coordinates for them.
by Dumu The Void February 12, 2026
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systimic

the fictional character, "lego_systimic" from "The Systimic Foundation" not involved with the LEGO group
Systimic is actually arab, and yet he's scared to say so.
by lego_systimic February 19, 2026
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Systemic Precarization

The pervasive, structural production of economic instability across entire economies and societies, embedded in the normal functioning of institutions rather than the choices of particular actors. Systemic precarization describes how precarity has become the default condition—built into labor law, normalized by employment practices, reinforced by social policy, automated by algorithms, naturalized by ideology. No one needs to deliberately choose precarity; the system produces it automatically, as inevitably as industrial capitalism produced smokestacks. Systemic precarization is the atmosphere of the open-air prison—you breathe it without noticing, but it shapes every aspect of your existence.
Systemic Precarization Example: "No single policy created his precarity—it was the cumulative effect of forty years of labor law erosion, technological change, globalization, and normalized insecurity. Not anyone's fault, but Systemic Precarization: instability as the new normal."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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Systemic Enshittification

The pervasive, structural tendency of systems under late capitalism to degrade over time, embedded in the normal functioning of markets, platforms, and institutions. Systemic enshittification describes how quality decay has become the default trajectory—not because anyone chooses it, but because the system rewards extraction over investment, short-term profit over long-term value, and monopoly power over competition. Under systemic enshittification, everything tends toward worse: jobs, products, services, cities, relationships, life itself. Not because anyone wills it, but because the system's logic inevitably produces degradation.
Systemic Enshittification Example: "Everything seemed to get worse every year—jobs paid less, products broke faster, services cut corners, cities became harder to afford—not conspiracy, but Systemic Enshittification, the default trajectory of a system optimized for extraction rather than flourishing."
by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026
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System fuckery

A term in Litrpg/progression novels. Non-sensical or arbitrary rules and activity created by the system. Originated from "Primal Hunter" by Zogarth
"Why does it work?",
"idk, system fuckery, I guess".
by GenericSunset April 17, 2025
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by anonymous May 11, 2025
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