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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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Reproductive system

What makes babies
Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system
by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024
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System

Hey, have you heard of System?
What?
System of a Down!
by harrymason April 12, 2017
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System

a collection of linked hardware components, software, or both, particularly when used for a single purpose.
The new inventory management system simplifies supply ordering and tracking through a sophisticated hardware and software combination.
by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024
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metric system

an actually logical system of measurement that my country refuses to use because they prefer measuring in body parts over metres
by уour mum July 2, 2025
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pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it
1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course
by GNPS October 21, 2004
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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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