Swedish Anteater

The act of slipping your penis into your friends drink when he leaves it unattended

Filip pulled a Swedish Anteater on Ryan's drink while he was away

by Bigboiii69 February 27, 2025

Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Swedish Softcock Flickergooning (Or just Swedish Softcocking) is a variation of flickergooning where you first must chug a whole mason jar of water, then goon for at least an hour. Completely stop for about 5 minutes, so you are left in a state near orgasm, but your cock is soft. Once this state is reached, you must slap your cock onto a table repeatedly, as hard and as fast as you can manage until;
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft

2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)

Jimmy: "Want some Swedish Fish?"
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025

Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.

The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.

by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025

Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Swedish oil change

When a big blonde girl puts meatballs up your ass

This girl gave me a Swedish oil change last night. Was she blonde? No, she was Italian.

by Alfroed February 13, 2026

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025