Squid

A squid is a beastly beings who blow all of their savings to buy their dream bike to the point they can't afford a proper safety gear to match their dank ass bike. Usually rocking used Japanese sports bikes or even the latest Panigale in some countries. Riding with only a pair of denims and a t-shirt, some higher level squids even ride with flip flops.

These beastly beings, despite the lack of safety gear, are well equipped with the balls of professional stunt rider with a fraction of the skill. The compulsory stunts for them are burnouts and wheelies, and some stoppies occasionally.

Damn, that boi is such a squid. Seen him pulled a wheelie for a solid mile on his new Panigale V4R yesterday, he's still wearing the same old MS88.

by DenDenMushi January 17, 2020

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

Squid

A bad sum bitch that makes your girlfriends panties wet by doing wheelies with no gear on.

Omg!!!! Babe, did you see that squid do a wheelie? I’m so wet!!!

by Squidward2020 June 26, 2020

Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 20, 2020

Squid

That one kid who rushes without any social media

Danny said, "idk guys, seems like a squid to me" after he found out a pnm didn't have a Facebook or insta

by UCSAM September 16, 2020