Arbitrary Statistics

Those statistics people make up on the spot to try and give their statement some credibility.

Jeff—Yo, do you know how good my airsoft gun will be if I replace the trigger?
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)

by Jaronbill May 20, 2010

Burr status

coined from rap artist gucci mane's ad-lib, "Burr". a state of mind in which you feel it necessary to play excessive amounts of music by gucci, usually very loudly as well.

Friend: Can you give it a rest? You've played that same gucci mane song like 20 times back to back!

You: I can't help it! I'm just on that burr status right now!

by emjay2889 January 3, 2011

WhatsApp status

A provision on whatsapp where you can share your activities and ideas with the general public.
But be ready to face the criticisms because nobody sent you to post.

I haven't posted on my whatsapp status today

by Socialmedia123 June 29, 2020

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.

Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now

by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

The status

When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.

Yo check out that dude over there. His pants don't reach his shoes.

Yea man he's got the status.

by RussianMachineGustav July 1, 2012

Status Seeker

Someone that is rich and likes to show it, just for status

Ronaldo spent a fortune on suits at an exclusive shop just to show that what he's wearing it's unique,he's such an status seeker!

by Kadalyn May 7, 2009