tight squeeze

A game or an art form made up by horny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. This is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. Homosexuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question "are u gay?". If the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. Other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a "im biithhexuuaall" facial expression. This game originated from the dark corners of a physics classroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. It somehow escaped the corners of this classroom and the rest is history...

(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa....man its the latest craze...
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:...this is awkward ey?
boy 2:...yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)

by charles connor steve April 28, 2006

squeezebox

Er...it's squeezey. Open for misconception.

I love my squeezebox, wanna touch it?

by Squeezy Mc. Squeeze May 19, 2003

Bubble 'n' squeak

Related to the practice of face fucking. After the man delivers his payload, he continues to thrust away.The woman tries to suggest he stop, resulting in a mute squeak and and bubbles of spunk issuing forth from her nose.

"Last time I chowed down on Lord Anthony Lones fat one, he made me bubble 'n' squeak, and completely ruined my make-up.'

Excert from Lady P Spanker's Diaries 1807

by Daniella Collins December 15, 2008

squeeze the juice

Giving a hand job

a girl giving a hand job

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Squeaky Tampon

When a chick leaves a tampon in during any activity that results in an orgasm, usually resulting in a sqeak caused by the escaping of the air that built up during the arousal process.

My girlfriend totally landed a loud squeaky tampon the other night.

by andijane October 3, 2005

squeezebox

Refers to a large, often unintelligent group of teenagers who are commonly referred to as "jocks".

That squeezebox just ordered four bacon-egg-and-cheese bagels.

by Iamgoodtoo May 18, 2007

pig squeal

the noise made when you get your ring piece rogered by a big retarded inbred banjo playing shit-kicker

you got a real purdy mouth you lil pig squealer.. open up and pray on this

by tartanbeastie February 13, 2004