Scooter

A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.

Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.

Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.

by Eggulf Hitler December 13, 2012

Scoot

A fat lazy person. Will probably end up living in a trailer and not cleaning due to his failure as a guitarist. A scrub.

"Hey Scoot, show me your guitar skills"

by Fatty McFattits November 28, 2009

scootered

to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??

by CSTAR November 21, 2006

scootchy

someone cute and fluffy to hold. :D

mattchew is a scootchy baby.

by xy0h0e November 5, 2007

The Sharp Scooter

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.

Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!

by VID-19 April 5, 2020

Scooting

the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)

scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!

by Big Elly August 5, 2008

Scoots

combination of the words "shit" and "toots". Usually from eating something that doesn't agree with you.

man, that pizza last night gave me the scoots.

by queenshaniqua August 30, 2005