Shit in a Sock

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.

ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.

by he who had the most fun January 25, 2009

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.

Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.

Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

Hot-Sock

When a male ejaculates into a sock, then puts the sock on his foot to warm up his feet.

My feet were cold and I was horny so I ejected into a sock then put the sock onto my foot.
It was cold outside so I put on a hot-sock.

by JewishMashedPotatoes January 18, 2017

poop sock

Sock worn over a male's genitalia that he then uses to give anal(to a male or female) this usually renders the sock covered in feces that is quite difficult to get out

Bruh, I can't wear that sock, it's my poop sock!

by rosa parks's taint-hole January 8, 2019

Sock Tease

Sock Tease is a guy that wears their socks knee high

Showing too much sock

That dork thinks he's hot! Yeah he's trying to be a Sock Tease.

by stencilneck March 28, 2009

Don with no socks

An older gentleman who dresses in businessman like clothes and shoes but doesn't wear socks while out on the town in the search of a younger female partner.

Did you see that "Don with no socks" at the nightclub in vegas? He really thinks he's something trying to pick up those young girls! He's old enough to be their dad!

by Bola10 September 25, 2011