Salty Shower

The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.

I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.

by neomodus October 24, 2008

Worst Shower Ever!!

Phrase used at band camp by the sole timpani player after having a bad shower experience.

Worst Shower Ever!!

First it was cold,

Then it was colder,

Then it was SCALDING!!

by Joaquina Six Pack January 10, 2009

Boob Shower

When a girl with nice boobies sneezes down her blouse/dress/shirt on accident.

Sneezer: i just sneezed down my shirt
hello, boob shower!

by the_whistle_goes_woooo June 18, 2011

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

quick shower

washing oneself in a short period

This morning, I took a quick shower because I did not have enough time to make it on time to school

by hotlinebling December 24, 2015

Golden shower

A shower made of gold!

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

12 hour shower

When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?

Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014