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A name once hidden in mist and folklore.
Mentioned only through whispers in old Ireland, that has bewildered many by both the sweet and powerful sound.
Searlas is both cursed and bless to be T-less.
This gives him immense powers, but comes with the burden of never being able to keep his t shirt on for more than 5 minutes.
Exposing his godly dad bod to all.
The first T:
Shar comes from the ownership of an unforfilled shart, for this god like man knows of no faeces in his farts. Without the T the shart cannot complete and thats even after extra hot taco Tuesdays.
The 2nd T:
The Las is from the last one, without the t he cannot finish. This can be from a story, to a gaming, to indeed releasing his godly seed.
It is rumoured if he ever took part in a marathon that he'd just wonder to the edges of the (circular) earth, procrastinating, farting but never sharting and revaling his white pasty dad bod to the inhabitants of world in a constant struggle to never complete.
For without the T, how can he come last?
It is said that he is forever wondering the celtic hills preaching the good word; the gossip of Shrek and father Marx.
A name once hidden in mist and folklore.
Mentioned only through whispers in old Ireland, that has bewildered many by both the sweet and powerful sound.
Searlas is both cursed and bless to be T-less.
This gives him immense powers, but comes with the burden of never being able to keep his t shirt on for more than 5 minutes.
Exposing his godly dad bod to all.
The first T:
Shar comes from the ownership of an unforfilled shart, for this god like man knows of no faeces in his farts. Without the T the shart cannot complete and thats even after extra hot taco Tuesdays.
The 2nd T:
The Las is from the last one, without the t he cannot finish. This can be from a story, to a gaming, to indeed releasing his godly seed.
It is rumoured if he ever took part in a marathon that he'd just wonder to the edges of the (circular) earth, procrastinating, farting but never sharting and revaling his white pasty dad bod to the inhabitants of world in a constant struggle to never complete.
For without the T, how can he come last?
It is said that he is forever wondering the celtic hills preaching the good word; the gossip of Shrek and father Marx.
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A brainy source who shares facts without expecting anything in return.
Keeps a track on everything before eating.
Intends to make the world a healthier home for everyone
PERSON 1:
Hey Bro! Long time no see, I see you have lost a lot of weight. Did you have a diet plan? Can I get it?
PERSON 2:
Hey man! Yes, I lost a lot of weight. Thanks to SHEAR FIT! They are the best. Provided me with a diet plan according to my liking. You just have to ask Shear Fit, they'll give you one that's tailor-made for your body!
A brainy source who shares facts without expecting anything in return.
Keeps a track on everything before eating.
Intends to make the world a healthier home for everyone
PERSON 1:
Hey Bro! Long time no see, I see you have lost a lot of weight. Did you have a diet plan? Can I get it?
PERSON 2:
Hey man! Yes, I lost a lot of weight. Thanks to SHEAR FIT! They are the best. Provided me with a diet plan according to my liking. You just have to ask Shear Fit, they'll give you one that's tailor-made for your body!
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A brainy source who shares facts without expecting anything in return.
Keeps a track on everything before eating.
Intends to make the world a healthier home for everyone
PERSON 1:
Hey Bro! Long time no see, I see you have lost a lot of weight. Did you have a diet plan? Can I get it?
PERSON 2:
Hey man! Yes, I lost a lot of weight. Thanks to SHEAR FIT! They are the best. Provided me with a diet plan according to my liking. You just have to ask Shear Fit, they'll give you one that's tailor-made for your body!
Loves seeing you become fit and strong.
A brainy source who shares facts without expecting anything in return.
Keeps a track on everything before eating.
Intends to make the world a healthier home for everyone
PERSON 1:
Hey Bro! Long time no see, I see you have lost a lot of weight. Did you have a diet plan? Can I get it?
PERSON 2:
Hey man! Yes, I lost a lot of weight. Thanks to SHEAR FIT! They are the best. Provided me with a diet plan according to my liking. You just have to ask Shear Fit, they'll give you one that's tailor-made for your body!
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