Sharpen

The common act of which a male by instinct checks out a female even if he does or does not find her attractive.

Man, she ain't even hot but you keep sharpening.

by LBOT January 7, 2011

Shampam

Shampam

1. verb- to jab one's fingers into the stomach of another, and as they are bent over in pain, to hit them down with a blow to the back of the neck with one's elbow. Usually accompanied by the yell of "SHAMPAM!"

2. noun- the pain you are left with after someone has shampammed you, or a metaphorical feeling, as though someone has just shampammed you.

1. "Hey dude, whatsu--"
"SHAMPAM!"*shampam*
"Ow! Christ, man! What'd you shampam me for?"

2."Man, I'm feeling a lot of shampam right now."

by P,L,L,AMUD July 1, 2011

turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

Peruvian Shampoo

the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair

"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"

by Iron Deficient Jack August 19, 2008

Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

sharpshooter

During vaginal, oral, or anal sex...a male who is capable of fully removing his member from the respective orifice and sliding it back in seamlessly or otherwise unimpeded or, in the case of vaginal intercourse, without committing a misfire.

He was face-fucking his girlfriend and was able to pull it all the way out and get it all the way back in without hitting her teeth or gouging her eye. Guy's a fucking sharpshooter!

by nadwick April 4, 2007

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004