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scaley

A scaley is usally someone you dont like but can be used as omg there ugly
omg thats persons such a scaley
by fionapg March 10, 2007
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schleimer

german:
kick ass or something that is soooo sweet
damn! having sex with you is schleimer!
by benjo February 25, 2005
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Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)
Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale
by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004
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Schleicher

A red-headed female that at a minimum, has to douche three times daily because of an excessively smelly cum dumpster
Look at that schleicher over there... I can smell her from here.
by Dave Nestle February 26, 2009
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Scaleskin

A certain person who is totally obsessed with dragons and dinosaurs
named: E0RAPT0R
by Joey July 3, 2004
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Schlembob

A schlembob is a unit of distance. It is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the space equal to that of 0.83cm. A schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!
I can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm space, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.
by Alex Bunting December 1, 2004
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scale dick

When a womans vaginal secretions dry on a man's dick, giving it a flakey, scaley appearance
Man, stay away from her, she will give you a bad case of {scale dick!)
by Trapper McAlpine August 7, 2009
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