Shock and Awe

A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.

I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.

by Matayo and Dae Dae May 13, 2003

shock jock

An opinionated person who hosts a radio show, usually a talk show, who has wild views and shocks the general listenership.

James Whale and Howard Stern are shock jocks

by Saucy August 17, 2003

After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given

I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.

by Bester_Chester June 1, 2009

shock coil

Sylux's Affinty weapon in Metroid prime hunters. The shock coil fires a circuit of energy that locks somewhat on the enemy. If sylux is using the weapon it sucks out the health of his oppenent and adds it to his own. It is critizied "cheap" although the noobs that do critisize dont get that they have a alternate form.

"OMFG THE SHOCK COIL IS SO CHEAP."

"Stfu n00b, and use your alt."

by some guy ** April 15, 2007

shockoastic

1. Something is very bad
2. a complete bint

1. I Am shockoastic at tennis
2. Check that shockoastic

by J sonic August 12, 2006

scocciatura

Italian saying for: a pain in the neck/ass, annoyance

Mama: Antonio, set il tavolo now!
Antonio: yea yea, I will when I'm done playing this game.....
Mama: Ah scocciatura! Questo ragazzo non fa mai che cosa chiedo!
(This boy never does what I ask!)

by D. Colasante February 16, 2007

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009