A scale that is used to determine the funniness of a person/thing/event. Can range from funny as...
1-A visit to grandma's
2-Knock-knock jokes
3-Watching grandma fall down the stairs
4-Comedy stand-up
5-Emma/Matt
(Note: Few things are actually as funny as the last classification Emma/Matt. Do not use often)
1-A visit to grandma's
2-Knock-knock jokes
3-Watching grandma fall down the stairs
4-Comedy stand-up
5-Emma/Matt
(Note: Few things are actually as funny as the last classification Emma/Matt. Do not use often)
Person 1: How funny do you think a fart in school is?
Person 2: I think its about a 3 on the Starr Funny Scale
Person 2: I think its about a 3 on the Starr Funny Scale
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2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on
9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX
2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on
9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX
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based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.
Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.
Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.
Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.
Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.
Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.
Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.
Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.
Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.
Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.
Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.
Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.
Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.
Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.
Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.
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Get the scaleitis mug.A Scale formulated by, largely, the male population designed to quantify the attractiveness of a female human being in intervals of 1 - 10. 1 being very unattractive, and 10 being on the level of goddess.
Billy: "Hey Bill, you see that woman over there?"
Bill: "Yeah Billy, I do. What about her?"
Billy: "Well Bill, I'd say she's a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 10 on my '1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale'"
Bill: "WEEE dawgy, how's about that? I agree with ya, she's a 10 to me too!"
Billy: "AALLLLLLRIGHT ;) ma man"
Bill: "Yeah Billy, I do. What about her?"
Billy: "Well Bill, I'd say she's a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 10 on my '1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale'"
Bill: "WEEE dawgy, how's about that? I agree with ya, she's a 10 to me too!"
Billy: "AALLLLLLRIGHT ;) ma man"
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