swansoning

The act of replying to annoying and stupid people on the internet with a disapproving look from Ron Swanson.

He commited the act of swansoning after the feminist called kissing a form of slavery.

by Ronf******Swanson June 9, 2017

Swang

A lowlife scum bag

Broke ass swang just tried to rob me

by Uglyboi5000 May 31, 2018

swanga

A big dick.

Damn that boy got a big ass swanga

by Pimpin in Texas July 30, 2003

swanganang

scientific word for queer

by c.a.c April 26, 2003

Swandog

A totally cool dude that was a nerd in highschool

"Hell! Is that Jimmy? He was such a nerd! What a swandog!"

by Baz March 2, 2004

Swanky Wank

To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom

Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.

by GLC June 2, 2003

Swank

A posh wank. When you masterbate with a condom on so there is no mess to clean up after.

Last night I treated myself to a swank.

by bob90 February 17, 2010