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shellshock

From the epic conker matches of your childhood. The tear-jearking moment when your (one hundred and eightier) conker loses a part of its shell after a well aimed blow from your opponent.

Usually a sure fire precurssor for a conker match defeat.
"OOOHHH! He's just got a shellshock! he's lost it"
by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005
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shellfished

Invented by British gamer Scikar, shellfished is a derivative of prawned, which is a derivative of pwned, itself derivative of owned.
<Gamer #1> :( My sister just stole my laptop
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished

Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.
by Xiathorn^ December 30, 2005
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shellbebop

A chad Reinhardt player in the game Overwatch who has inspired others to solo shatter supports and evil meis.
Congratulations you have been taken out by the sultan of stealth shellbebop”
by Shinjisolos March 21, 2023
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Sell the dream, live the nightmare

The mantra of every salesperson alive, they promise the client unachievable results if they just sign on the line. Once the dream is sold, the operations team then needs to unravel the web of deceit sold and "recalibrate" the client's expectations (i.e., the nightmare).
Todd: " How did we lose our biggest client last week?"

Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."
by Grant Rampus July 31, 2016
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Sell-in

The opposite of buy-in. When a person or group cannot actually commit to something unless they are given something in return, usually for much greater that its actual value, and shamelessly at a ridiculous cost. The seller invests nothing, but lies about ownership when he or she is actually bought at the expense of the organization. There is no sense of pride, only personal gain.
The labor union cannot commit to anything, but if you give them over time or comp time, they will sell-in to anything, just so they can say they have ownership without actually investing their effort or commitment.
by ValientLaborer February 15, 2017
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wife selling

The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.
The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!

White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.

Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.

White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
by Caswellianhero November 15, 2016
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Polar sells

#1 trusted seller in the account selling business, very professional.
I just conducted a purchase from polar sells
by 73Delta April 1, 2022
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