if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.

If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.

by Kail the deep sea fish January 29, 2009

Part the red sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
Sticking your penis in a girl who has a "sea" of blood.

Joe:"Yo man, that bitch is fine and I wanna do her, but shes on her period!"
Bill: "It look's like you should go part the red sea."

by Ted Striker October 21, 2007

breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island

That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!

by randall December 9, 2003

above sea level

When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet.

My bathroom smelled so bad since my roommate's shit was above sea level.

by syaoran October 18, 2008

manly sea eagles

Scum. A team full of grubs and shit cunts

I hate Steve Matai he is a dog but so are most of the Manly Sea Eagles

by RedDevil7 August 2, 2014

bury Osama at sea

Defecating into a toilet, the ocean, the lake, or any water anywhere.

I ate a taco bell, and the next morning I really had to bury Osama at sea, but the toilet was out of order.

by nominalgrevious May 28, 2011

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003