racially Retarded

racially retarded is a word used for people who do not see skin color or origins. It's kind of hard for them to understand that someone is from another ethinicity. They treat everyone the same in an unbiased way and in some cases it takes them awhile to see that people that they meet are different from them.

Sam: I think I'm gonna get a tan this summer. Would like to come with Jill.

Jill: Umm.... No thanks. I don't need a tan. I'm already brown?

Sam: Oh! You are! *surprised*

Jill : Sometimes I think you're racially retarded.
The example sucks but I think you guys get the point.

by Willo_moon June 15, 2010

Menstrually Retarded

A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.

"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."

"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

gay retard

fucking cows for a living

o my god that guy is such a gay retard stop hurting cows

by asdfghjkl,mnbvcxz April 10, 2019

hat-on-foot retarded

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009

Beer of no return

The last beer you can have before crossing over from having a casual drink to being out all night and becoming a drunken mess.

Dude,I can't drink tonight. My beer of no return number is very low. If I have more than two, I'll be out all night

by Alfredo (Al) Coholic July 6, 2011

dog shit retard

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017

taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.

How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.

by s3zero February 4, 2010