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Religious Masturbation

Religious Masturbation.

Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.

A religious leader preaching to the saved

Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.
The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved
by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019
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Religioucise

To project and/or attribute religious meaning on an unrelated subject matter, person, place or thing.
Weddings have been religioucised for years, now it's slightly changing. Christmas has be unreligioucised these days.
by Blackk Chronical December 17, 2019
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Religious Player

A person who is addicted to a video-game to the extent that they worship it religiously. They will not admit or concede to the fact that they are in fact a religious player and are often also a nutist.
Patrick is a religious player.

Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.

I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.
by Nutler December 26, 2019
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Reinius

When you know one of your parents are a genius and your not too sure what your other parent is...
Just because I am a reinius doesn't mean you should under estimate me.
by Lace420 March 15, 2020
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Religify

1. To make religious;

2. To make about religion.

(Alt) religifying; religified.
1. I religified myself and now I believe in the religion a whole lot, so you should also religify.

2. They keep religifying my politics and there's no need to religify politics
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! April 11, 2020
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Religionist

Religionist is when someone laughs or mocks your beliefs of any religion.
them- ‘ ur so stupid for believing that’
me- ‘ don’t be religionist’
by quackxquack April 30, 2020
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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.
When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
by QuacksO September 30, 2020
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