Religion

The biggest bullshit ever created by men.

The religion of Christianity is bullshit, so is Islam and others.

by somerandomguy11117777 October 15, 2009

relimboship

(Noun) The relationship you have with someone with whom you are in a state of mutual crushing, but you are not officially dating for whatever reason. This can be intentional, accidental, and/or very frustrating for either or both of the involved parties.

"We're going to stay in a relimboship until the dance. Afterwards, who knows?"

by Pocketbook October 21, 2009

reliable texter

Somebody who is always willing to text you back. These are people you text when your doing something you don't really wanna do but have to do it (school, work, etc) and it would be very nice if somebody would keep texting you back instead of having to wait minutes-hours at a time

reliable texters are the best

by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2010

Religabitch

A women, or man, that breaks up with you because you dont believe in Jesus

Jesus, even though Renee is a huge whore, and loves to drink and smoke pot, she actually broke up with me because I wont go to church with her. What a religabitch!

by budadoo June 14, 2011

Relimboship

Describing the concept of when you've connected with someone in such a way that you've been inexplicably drawn together into a plane where you're both not going to seek a relationship from anyone else but you're also not exactly labeled as partners yet either.

'You guys are in a relimboship! When will you make it Facebook official?'

by boomalacka December 2, 2014

religion nazi

a religious person who is very sanctimonious; un-Christ-like

That bitch was a Religion Nazi, sure. Jesus definitely wouldn’t have put me in a hell hole of a halfway house like this.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

religious rape

When a religion is forced on you by your parents, friends, etc.

"I went to this Christian school and they religious raped me."

"My parents religious raped me"

by moistangelfoodcake November 8, 2015