Jedi Queef

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.

"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"

by PB+J March 23, 2009

queef

A backwords female fart that smells like fish.

Damn, Baby, dat Queef smells worse than your tuna melt!

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

queef

pussy fart expelled by loose pussy lips

Mom, I think Grandma queefed. Does that mean it's time to pull the plug?

by marcus March 26, 2005

Queef

a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).

After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.

by POON-NA-NEE August 24, 2005

butt queef

An anal release of air, that usually has an unfriendly stench.

Also known as a fart.

ItaLy ftw: yo, ToRoNoX I just butt queefed, did you smell it?
ToRoNox: ya niggah, I can smell it from a mile away

by ItaLy ftw June 2, 2010

Quaffillion

57 thousand zeros that stand alone

(Really just a fancy way of saying zero)

1-"I'll give you a quaffillion dollars for your muffin"
2-"You got yourself a DEAL!"
1- "HAHA! Thats NO money!"
2-"Damn! I'm a dumbass!"

by The_Word_Maker October 9, 2008

queef wad

the definition of a queef wad is some one who annoys the fuck out of you or some one who you realy hate

i hate bryan soo much hes such a queef wad thats why im gonna kill him

by kgenius12 February 25, 2011