Black nail polish

When a guy wears black nail polish its a red flag

“Oh hes cute!”
but his nails have black nail polish, he probably toxic girl.

by onallfoursforyou November 29, 2022

Polish

A type of wierd creature not of the human race. May have herpes and try to steal your potatos.
unable to jump over any kind of fence.
commonly has a brother named "PFT"(polish fag two).
Also carriers a sort of Tucan Sam nose. >=P

OH Yeah he's a fag too!

Person:" hey POLISH! get away from my
Potatos!"

Polish:"HISS!"

Person: "Shoo! Shoo!"

by Godly Chaz April 3, 2009

Polish Shower

The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.

Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.

by Mr. Fields! May 6, 2005

Polish

What you call a woman that you want to suck and polish your cock.

Excuse me, are you Polish?

by Frank Palace January 8, 2012

Polish

When a female has no bodily curves, lending the term "Polish" as her body has similar proportions to a pole.

Vinny: DAMMMNNN, that bitch straight Polish dawg.
Greg: Yeah man, she ain't lookin right.
Vinny: Word son, she's lookin like a mad grenade right now.
Evan: What the fuck man, does she eat food...?

by McTweezy September 2, 2010

polish shower

To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.

"To go wipe your butt again."

"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."

by assomatic March 10, 2010

Polish Standoff

Two drivers facing one-another in the left turn lane. Both drivers have a green light.

In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.

I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.

by GloriaB September 30, 2007